That's crazy, dude!

To play the game, all you need is: a few standard, six sided dice,
a supply of snacks and any social lubricant substance of choice.
Don't skip that last bit.

With your friends, embark on unpredictable, absurd adventures full of twists and utter chaos, as some of the petty criminals known to man. 

Name your characters.
You begin the game with no equipment, but the clothes on you, as you just got out of jail - so feel free to describe them. Pick your character's stats and attributes, it should take only a couple of minutes.

Together with your fellow players decide what you were "canned" for.
Afterwards come up with - or roll for - a description of your neighbourhood
and your collective best buddy.

Now get out there and start some sh*t!

Warning! The game contains foul f*cking language, even fouler humour, and other adult sh*t. Don't act surprised.

This is a translation (with some expansions) of: "Pojebana Akcja" by GarbageGuru.